Conservative Cafe

Dave Beckham thought that cafes had a much too liberal bent. So he created one in Crown Pointe, Indiana where he and fellow conservatives could feel at home. It's called the Conservative Cafe. They offer four signature blends: -Liberal Blend: a Columbian decaf with no substance -Moderate Blend: Guatemalan coffee -Conservative Blend: Kenyan, more robust -Radical Right: Strong Sumatran for a powerful jolt of caffinated whupass.